You Didn’t Listen Ebenezer

Grandma Nezzer: Oh, Ebby, why didn't you listen?

Ebenezer: Wha-huh? To what?

Grandma Nezzer: (groans)

You didn't listen, Ebenezer

Ebenezer: To what? To who?

Grandma Nezzer: To what I wanted you to learn!

Ebenezer: What? I don't remember you telling-

Grandma Nezzer: I'm like the guy ignored by Caesar

Ebenezer: Huh? Caesar?

Grandma Nezzer: Who thought that Rome was gonna burn!

Ebenezer: What's Rome got to do with any-

Grandma Nezzer: You didn't listen, Ebenezer!

Ebenezer: Uh, yeah, you said that

Grandma Nezzer: That's why my nose is out of joint!

Ebenezer: Huh? Well, your nose looks just fine

Grandma Nezzer: I know you aren't a people pleaser!

Ebenezer: I-I guess that's true...

Grandma Nezzer: But you really missed the point!