Boids

SEYMOUR

So uh, you called for an inventor?

EBENEZER

Why yes I did, Seymour. Ya see I got a little problem

SEYMOUR

Problem?

EBENEZER

Problem

SEYMOUR

Problem

EBENEZER

Yes I got a little problem with my chickens

SEYMOUR

Chickens?

EBENEZER

Birds!

SEYMOUR

Boids

EBENEZER

Birds

SEYMOUR

Well, I don't know why you called me, then. I'm an inventor, and I don't know much about boids

NEZZER

Boids?

HOPE

Boids

SEYMOUR

Yup, and I don't know nothin' much about boids

EBENEZER

Well, that's exactly why I called you, friend. I need a way to make eggs round the clock. Tick-tock! These real chickens are always needing a rest. Ya see, they don't last

SEYMOUR

But where do I come in?

EBENEZER

Well I hear you're a whiz when it comes to inventin'

SEYMOUR

Inventin'?

EBENEZER

Inventin'. Mechenization. Industrialization

SEYMOUR

Inventing things sure is fun

EBENEZER

Well, what I need my friend is a row of chickens

SEYMOUR

Chickens?

EBENEZER

Chickens. Mechanical chickens as far as the eye can see

SEYMOUR

Boids

EBENEZER

You catch on quick

SEYMOUR

But what about the eggs?

EBENEZER

Eggs?

SEYMOUR

Eggs! Eggs!

EBENEZER

What about the eggs?

SEYMOUR

Can a tin chickens lay real eggs?

EBENEZER

Plastic

SEYMOUR

Plastic?

EBENEZER

Plastic, my friend. In whatever color you can think it

SEYMOUR

Plastic

NEZZER

Plastic

HOPE

Plastic

EBENEZER

Yes, with mechanical chickens and plastics eggs I can make Easter bigger than before

SEYMOUR

Easter?

EBENEZER

Easter. Yes, Easter

SEYMOUR

Wait a minute! You can't make Easter bigger with plastic eggs!

EBENEZER

What I said my friend is...

SEYMOUR

No no no no no no! You got it all wrong!

EBENEZER

Whaddya mean?

SEYMOUR

Easter's not about plastic eggs and bunnies and baskets!

EBENEZER

But isn't Easter supposed last forever?

SEYMOUR

Of course!

EBENEZER

And doesn't plastic last forever?

SEYMOUR

Well yeah, but...

EBENEZER

I don't see the difference!

SEYMOUR

Well it's kinda...

EBENEZER

Inventing things sure is fun

SEYMOUR

How's that?

EBENEZER

I said inventing things sure is fun

SEYMOUR

Plastic?

EBENEZER

Plastic

HOPE

Plastic

EBENEZER

Chickens!

SEYMOUR

Boids

EBENEZER

Chickens! Layin' eggs all night long

SEYMOUR

Chickens

EBENEZER

Chickens

SEYMOUR & EBENEZER

Boids!

EBENEZER

Chickens!

SEYMOUR

Chickens!

SEYMOUR & EBENEZER

Boids!

EBENEZER

Mechanical chickens!

SEYMOUR & EBENEZER

Boids! Chickens! Boids!

EBENEZER

Chickens!

SEYMOUR

Chickens!

SEYMOUR & EBENEZER

Boids!

EBENEZER

Mechanical chickens!

SEYMOUR

Boids!

EBENEZER

Chickens

SEYMOUR

Chickens

SEYMOUR & EBENEZER

Boids