You Can Call Me Beef

[Hook]
Get your headphones, you’re in for a treat
Loop it all night, you got this track on repeat
I'm from the northwest, but I am bringing the heat
You can call me Beef

[Verse 1]
T-byte hits you all with the spirit
Beefy hits the rest with the lyrics
Wrapped around nothing specific
I’m not great dude, I’m terrific
Yo I’ve been here before
In the 509 I’m causing war
In the 206 I hit the blitz
Like Lofa Tatupu was in the mix
Straight nerdcore rap machine
Running shit like Commander Keen
Call me up if you're eighteen
Yo I’m only mean without caffeine
So if I don't get my fix
I’ll send y'all to the river Styx
Tell Charon I said hi
Ladies, Beefy’s in short supply
So get him while you can
Boyfriend? Baby leave that man
Shouldn't be a hard decision
You’re the Witch and I’m the Vision
Now we can figure out
All the silly things we can joke about
Yo I’ve got skill and I’ve got power
And badass like MC Router
Beefy’s got a killer flow
Tell me something I don’t know
Router’s known to pop the Glock
While Beefy’s playing Bioshock
Welcome to the circus of values and I can tell you right now
That if I got me my plasmids I’ll take you out with a BLAOOOW!

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Beefy makes your brain explode
Unbeatable like Battletoads
Empty out that Tattoo bottle
Then adventure like Full Throttle
Sour like lemonade
Only need two coins for this arcade
Spend all day on MvC
The sequel, homeslice, naturally
I don’t know what I found
But I know that I can hold it down
Nerdcore might be what y'all call it
Can’t get enough like an alcoholic
I hear them cry and plea
"I can’t stop singing Play With Me
Table Top’s stuck in my head
We love Beefy from A to Zed"
What can I say
With just one hook I can make your day
Just one verse I can make your year
Like Killface I’ll destroy your ear
Not with teeth, with my sound
My magic is world renowned
And with every site I visit
I make each domain so exquisite
Other rappers whisper curses
But still begging me for verses
All powerful like Zeus
Like Zander Crews dude I yell Boosh
Ladies love to feel on my wubs
And giggle while we’re watching Scrubs
I’m a spaz just like JD
And narcotic too like Dr. Reed

[Hook](x2)