1337ology

Beefy. MC Router. Tanner. Doc Pop
Come on. Lets's go
Lets's go

So lemme lemme lemme lemme lemme get on the track
I'm like Street Fighter cabinet yo I got fierce attacks
I'm feeling lazy so I’m hitting the sack
Often feel like I’m Banjo with Kazooie right on my back
So lemme know what you’re trying to prove
I’m like fire it’s true, there is no touching this dude
In fact I never stop time; I speed it up
Watching you disintegrate while I still stay young
It’s like my superpower, my shiny gift from Zeus
I understand how your feeling lemme get your noose
And there’s nothing nothing nothing nothing I can do
To make you start feeling good about you
I’ve been know to have that Ken Masters confidence
Flaming shiruken right against your head to make ya dense
Hard not to be impressed with the Beef
Some people call me an asshole, assholes call me Keith
I only throw nat 20s when I need to
You run characters transparent enough to read through
But I have got my schooling, so baby eat it up
Brag about myself a little bit but come on gimme love

I’m such a sight to see
I got this PhD in 1337ology
At the worst of times, still got the best of rhymes
And I'm-a give it to you motherfuckers one more time
I’m such a sight to see
I got this PhD in 1337ology
I’m an original, I got it in control
And I’m getting nerd girls up on the stripper pole

To be honest never been good at getting girls undressed
But now they get impressed now that Beefy got some press
And I sing better than you would believe
And I bring all the fire that ya need baby
Might be obscene baby, little retarded maybe
You're throwing children overboard while you're screaming mayday
But I don’t need the drama, I’m jumping off dude
So you can call me Kratos, you should prolly do the same too
And I don’t need to believe in the things that you want me to
What would Ken Masters do?
I think he’d hurricane kick you right into oblivion
I really whip the llama’s ass baby like I’m Bolivian
And people don’t like me, and they don’t like she
She goes by the name of MC
Routerlicious, MC Router, I just call her Boots
She’ll be here in just a minute homie giving you the truth

I’m such a sight to see
I got this PhD in 1337ology
At the worst of times, still got the best of rhymes
And I'm-a give it to you motherfuckers one more time
I’m such a sight to see
I got this PhD in 1337ology
I’m an original, I got it in control
And I’m getting nerd girls up on the stripper pole

[MC Router]

Beefy's such a sight to see
He's got his PhD in 1337ology
At the worst of times, still got the best of rhymes
He's gonna give it to you motherfuckers one more time
Beefy's such a sight to see
He's got his PhD in 1337ology
He's an original, he got it in control
And he's getting nerd girls up on the stripper pole