Wisirlou

[Intro]
Unh!
Those things look so sick it makes me wanna bark like a dog
Ha! Ha! Haa!
I'm Back

[Verse 1]
I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids

[Chorus]
Woah, come on and kick me
Woah, come on and kick me
(Whoa, whoa) Come on and kick me

[Verse 2]
I can't help my boogies, they get out of control
I know that you don't care but I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat
Of men that don't bother with the taste of a teat

[Chorus]
Woah, come on and kick me
Woah, come on and kick me
(Whoa, whoa) Come on and kick me
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your problems
(Whoa, whoa) I've got my ass wipe
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe (Uh)

[Verse 3]
Party like tomorrow is my funeral
Gotta stop mixing alcohol with pharmaceuticals
And the unusual is the fucking usual
Man, my life is beautiful and my girls are mutual
Okay bitch, it's Weezer and it's Weezy
Upside down MTV
Please don't shoot me down because
I'm an endangered species
It's the days of our lives but my night just started
I pray the killer doesn't take the life of the party

[Pre-Chorus]
WAH! HA HA HA!
Yeah, baby!

[Chorus]
Woah, come on and kick me
Woah, come on and kick me
(Whoa, whoa) Come on and kick me
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your problems
(Whoa, whoa) I've got my ass wipe
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe (Uh)
Unh!
I got my hash pipe

[Outro]
I hate Weezer
El Zebro