Goodbye to a Horso

[Intro: TTS, FerroLad]
"El Scorcho" is a song by the American rock band Weezer
It is the first single from the band's second album, Pinkerton, released in 1996
The music video features the band playing in an old ballroom in Los Angeles
As revealed by Weezer's Video Capture Device DVD
Surrounded by light fixtures of diverse origin, flashing in time to the music
The name of the song supposedly came from a packet of hot sauce from Del Taco, labeled "Del Scorcho"
But you already knew all that
You are not here for Weezer
You're here for the horse
And el horso is here for you (el horso)
So let's ride into the sunset
One last time

[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
In a day (Take on me)
Take me on (Take on me)
I'll be gone (Take)

[Verse 1: Rivers Cuomo]
Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm jello, baby
But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
I'm the epitome of public enemy
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come on down on the street and dance with me

[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
I'm a lot like you, so please
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me

[Verse 2: Rivers Cuomo]
I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them (How cool is that?)
How cool is that? So I went to your room
And read your diary
"Watching Grunge leg drop New Jack through a press table"
And then my heart stopped, "Listening to Cio-Cio San
Fall in love all over again" (Ow)

[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
I'm a lot like you, so please
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me

[Verse 3: Lil Wayne, Michael McDonald, Lil Wayne & Rivers Cuomo]
Party like tomorrow is my funeral
Gotta stop mixing alcohol with pharmaceuticals
And the unusual is the fucking usual
Man, my life is beautiful and my girls are mutual
Okay bitch, it's Weezer and it's Weezy (Say, What)
Upside down MTV (Say, What)
Please don't shoot me down because
I'm an endangered species
It's the days of our lives but my night just started
I pray the killer doesn't take the life of the party

[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
I'm a lot like you, so please
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me

[Outro: Rivers Cuomo]
Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do—to—e eve—y time
O-o-o, the re—head—said you shre-e-ed the c—lo-o
And I-I'm—ello-o-o, ba—