El camelo

[Intro (Skit): David0Mario]
Okay, this is getting ridiculous
First, they make a Weezer collab project
Then, they name it with 4 letters, ending in "EP"
When it's obviously too long to be one
And then they have the horse penis and balls to use my Rhett and Link joke two times?
They're obviously ripping me off, and showing no remorse for anything about it
Okay David, take it easy
It's all for Shan
For your fellow Weeper
It'll be fine
Besides, at least there won't be any more knock-offs of thеir own characters
Why would they make anothеr horse?
They're just milking it to death at this point
We better not see another el whatev—
El camelo
Oh, what the f—

[Intro: James Hetfield]
Give me fuel, give me fire
Give me that which I desire, ooh!

[Verse 1: Rivers Cuomo]
Say your prayers, little one
Don't forget, my son
To include everyone
I tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
'Til the sandman he comes

[Pre-Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land

[Outro: Alkayda, Tommy Wiseau]
Now I'm with Spongebob, racin' down the Autobahn
While I'm in the back seat trying to fuck Megatron
Pull up into Chevron, rob that bitch in Klingon
Hop back in that Nissan, driving huffing Freon
AAH!