Wilson

Hey, hey, Wilson
Look at me please, Wilson
Don′t pop another pill in the middle of the desert
It must be 109°

Hey, hey, Wilson
Look at me please, Wilson
But the shit is kickin' in
Just across the Arizona line

We need a service station
We′re out of gas again

Try to stay focused
Try to stay cool
Your wallet is in the backseat

You've mooched offa me for 900 miles
This time, our pit stop's your treat

Hey, hey, Wilson (Hey, hey, Wilson)
Put the pipe down, Wilson (Put the pipe down, Wilson)
Look we need a little cash if- ya gotta stop laughing
Can ya cough up, like, 20 bucks?

Hey, hey, Wilson (Hey, hey, Wilson)
Concentrate now, Wilson (Concentrate now, Wilson)
We′re pullin′ into the station, man
And your eyes are like hockey pucks
(And your eyes are like hockey pucks)

No need to draw attention
We pay, we piss, we split

Try to act sober (Try to act sober)
Try to be cool (try to be cool)
In public, that's a prerequisite
You′ve mooched offa me for 900 miles

Put your shoes on, Wilson (Put your shoes on, Wilson)
Put the joint down, Wilson (Put the joint down, Wilson)
What are you doing? (What are you doing?)
Where are you going? (Where are you going?)
WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING?! (WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING?!)

SHIT!
(SHIT!)
FUCK!
(FUCK!)
WILSON- (WILSON-)
IS THAT LOADED WILSON?! (IS THAT LOADED WILSON?!)
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A GUN?! (WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A GUN?)

It′s okay, Wilson! (It's okay, Wilson!)
I can pay, Wilson! (I can pay, Wilson!)
Nope, too late, he′s outta the car-
Just watch that crackhead run! (Just watch that crackhead run!)

And now he's inside the station
I'm standin′ here like a chum
Ans I′m so super high that I can't believe my eyes
My hand is still on the pump

So Wilson holds up the station
The biggest fuck-up there is
Behind the counter, there′s a girl that's twice his size
With a gun that′s so much bigger than his

Before she can shoot, my boy Wilson attacks
Kicks the gun from her hand, knocks the girl to the floor
Half-ninja, half-ferret and he steals us some snacks
Grabs some jerky and heads for the door

Now Wilson's dancing, I′m still at the pump
And he lights a joint, gives it a pull
Did I just see what I think I just saw??
Thank God our gas tank is full-

(Bang!)
What-?
(Bang, bang!)
No!

Hey, hey, Wilson (Hey, hey, Wilson)
We're not outta this, Wilson (We're not outta this, Wilson)
The cashier′s up again and she′s shooting at us
And I think she got your leg (And I think she got your leg)

Hang on, Wilson (Hang on, Wilson)
Just hold onto me, Wilson (Just hold onto me, Wilson)
Get into the car before this place
Blows like a powder keg! (Blows!)

Just peel outta the station (Just peel outta the station)
Now, what are we gonna do? (Now, what are we gonna do?)

Try to stay focused (Try to stay focused)
Try to stay cool (Try to stay cool)
Try not to bleed in the car
We've got 500 miles to get to the border (500 miles)
Let′s see just how lucky we are

You and your leg sure put on a show
Pop another pill, Wilson (Pop another pill, Wilson)
Put pressure on it, Wilson (Put pressure on it, Wilson)
Toss me some jerky
We're headed for
Mexico (Ooh, ooh)
Ooh (Ooh, Ooh)

We′re headed for
Mexico (Mexico)