Spring Cleaning

I can hardly believe it
Is it really the sun?
Haven′t seen her in ages
Gotta let my eyes adjust
She's peeking through the blinds
Pointing out the dust
Her life highlights the grime
If I could only just find the time to clear my appointments
Find the time to clean this apartment
Start checking off my list of to-do′s
And maybe while I'm at it
It'll only take a minute
Maybe while I′m at it
I might as well get rid of you, of you

Gotta find me an outfit
A tight black dress
Maybe my bitch-boots, think thats appropriate
For cleaning out my life
Building up a sweat
I′m dumping morе than the trash
Though you don't know that yet

Say goodbye to all your dysfunctions
Say goodbyе and try to flip the mattress
This bedroom can no longer fit two
And maybe while I′m at it
Since I'm throwing all the junk out
Maybe while I′m at it
Looks like I'm getting rid of you

Goodbye, you parasitic bloodsucker
Go get high with your friends
Move back in with your mother
This is where love ends
Goodbye, you cheating little Johnson
Winter′s come and gone
The portrait we took at JC Penny
Is waiting for you
On the lawn

Let me call the office
Let me call your cell
Send the world a memo
Spring cleaning starts today
I'm packing up your problems
And the things you say
Find what reminds me of you
And toss it all away

Darling, there's no time for rebuttal
Darling, this is not like pick-up baseball
This time you don′t get a redo
And maybe I′m at it
Since the lease is under your name
What's the point of cleaning
I′ll just leave the mess for you
I'll just leave the mess for you

I′ll just leave the mess
I'll just leave the mess for
I′ll just leave the mess for you