Annie’s Party

Punch bowl
Crudites
Streamers stream end-to-end
Cake sits
Jell-o gels
Where the hell's my boyfriend?

White gloves
Bouffant dress
Hair flipped
The latest trends
Clutch purse
Cultured pearls
Dressed to kill my boyfriend!

You think you can run away?
Not like it’s the first time
Gonna be hell to pay
You better come back crawlin'
Come back crawling

Dad almost bought the farm
Paying for my party
I should be on your arm
My guest of honour now a goner

I'll go it alone
Just a minor snafu
Amazing, the things, a new outfit can do!
The belle of the ball is set to perform
Touch up the makeup and enter the swarm!

Prom Queen
Flawless skin
Straight A’s
Abstinent
Which means, in all ways
Does anyone doubt that I'm godsent?

You think I'm enjoying this?
Smile, laugh and curtsey
You're really destroying this
No more chumming
Guess who's coming

I'll make you settle down
Once I sink my claws in
Mom's got a wedding gown
And it almost fits me
That's what gets me!

Sneak out the back
Though the party’s begun
It’s ruined, it's over
But this girl is not done!

I’ll show you what I'm not cut out for
What I can and can not do
I'm on my way to the top of the ladder
And I'm on my way to the bottom of you

Pearls off, gloves away
Gonna be hell to pay
I’m leaving Daddy, against your will
First I'll find and then I'll kill
My boyfriend