White Privilege (Live from BBC Introducing at Glastonbury)

[Intro]
Just in case, [?] we are not Green Day, sorry, sorry I'd lie, this is our last song
Audience: Buh!
I’m sorry I didn't go to sleep and I'm coming to do a show for you [?] greedy [?]
Ok, this song is for White Privilege

[Verse 1]
How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None!
Their butler changes the lightbulb

[Refrain]
Always poor
Never bored

[Verse 2]
The S.L.C. want Timmy’s student loan back
He'd happily oblige but he's used it all on gak

[Refrain]
Always poor
Never bored

[Verse 3]
One miscarriage
Two abortions
One degree
Seven jobs
Sally danced her socks off as Jesus sobbed

[Refrain]
Always poor
Never bored

[Verse 4: Audience, Joe]
I could'vе danced with another
'Cause shе passed out on your stairs

[Refrain]
Always poor
Never bored

[Chorus]
Swing batter, batter, batter
Swing batter, batter, batter
Swing batter, batter, batter
Swing

Compensate with humour
Or if really bored then sing

[Refrain]
Always poor
Never bored

[Chorus]
Swing batter, batter, batter
Swing batter, batter, batter
Swing batter, batter, batter
Swing

Compensate with humour
Or if really bored then sing

[Refrain]
Always poor
Never bored

[Outro]
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round
Yeah!

[Outro: Danny Nedelko]
The D, the A, the N, the N, the Y
The N, the E, the D, the E, the L
The K, the O, the C, the O, the M
The M, the U, the N, the I, the T
The Y, the S, the O, the F, the U
The C, the K, the Y, the O and the U
And you, and you, and you, and you

Yeah, yeah, hey, ey, ey, ey
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, ey, ey, ey
Danny Nedelko
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, ey, ey, ey
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, ey, ey, ey
Danny Nedelko