Well Done (Live from BBC Introducing at Glastonbury)

[Intro]
Well done

[Verse 1]
Why don’t you get a job?
Even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry’s got a job
So why don’t you get a job?

[Verse 2]
Why don’t you win a medal?
Even Tarquin wins a medal
Mary Berry’s got a medal
So why don’t you get a medal?

Well done

[Chorus]
I’d rather cut my nose off
To spite my face
I’d rather bite my nose off
To spite my face

[Verse 3]
Why don’t you get a degree?
Even Tarquin has a degree
Mary Berry’s got a degree
So why don’t you get a degree?

Well done

[Verse 4]
Why don’t you like reggae?
Even Tarquin likes reggae
Mary Berry lovеs reggae
So why don’t you like rеggae?

Well done

[Verse 5]
Why don’t you watch football?
Even Tarquin likes football
Trevor Nelson likes football
So why don’t you watch football?

Well done

[Chorus]
I’d rather cut my nose off
To spite my face
I’d rather bite my nose off
To spite my face

Uy!

[Bridge]
Don't go to bed, they said
[?], they said

[Chorus]
Cut my nose off
To spite my face
I’d rather bite my nose off
To spite my face