Where’s Hannah Montana?

Where’s Hannah Montana?
Please clue me in
Where’s Hannah Montana?
Please clue me in

I found Cory. He was in the House
And that was so Raven of him
I found Boy. He met world
Then again, so did girl
It’s not surprising, since she’s his kin

It’s just a list of pop culture references
But I’m doing it Step by Step
While I’m familiar with the Perfect Strangers
There’s one thing I don’t know yet

Where’s Hannah Montana?
Please clue mе in
Where’s Hannah Montana?
Pleasе clue me in

Family doesn’t really Matter
It’s only Urkel that I can’t find
I found Saved by the Bell
They found Stephan Urquelle
But Steven proper was not in line

Had no trouble with Punky Brewster
And Sabrina helped me find Alf
But when it came to Hannah *cymbal crash* Montana *cymbal crash*
Everything went south

Where’s Hannah Montana?
Please clue me in
Where’s Hannah Montana?
Please clue me in

I need to find all of them or else there will be trouble
I don’t need to find Matlock and I don’t need Barney Rubble
But if I find neither Zach nor Cody, they are gonna fire us
I can’t find Hannah Montana
But I can’t get rid of Miley Cyrus

Now i ain’t Carly, but Good Luck Charlie
Just did a Roundhouse on me
He think’s he’s All That. At least I know where he’s at
And he Can’t Do That on TV

I found Just the 10 of Us and Winnie the witch
The star of the show Free Spirit
But unless someone can find Hannah *cymbal crash* Montana *cymbal crash*
I don’t want to hear it

Where’s Hannah Montana?
Please clue me in
Where’s Hannah Montana?
Please clue me in

I found the Guys Next Door, Teen Angel, and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Unless your name is Hannah Montana, I don’t even care