Consider My Goat

If I’ve learned a single thing within this year I’ve learned this tidbit
Anyone or anything could possibly be president
In this here United States we’re clearly craving something different
Let me throw within the ring the hat of one I represent

I don’t wanna be that guy, but folks:
Please consider my goat
I think that this kid deserves your vote
Please consider my goat

Goats are without hate and without prejudice towards immigrants
If president, I think you’ll find that all your rights will stick around
He won’t even ask for any cash to run this lovely nation
All he asks is that you let him eat the junk that’s on the ground

I don’t wanna be that guy, but folks:
Please consider my goat
I think that this kid deserves your vote
Please consider my goat

He will not built a moat
He won’t be a turncoat
He shan’t strike unprovoked
Goat
He is the antidote
He shan’t be a footnote
He will keep us afloat
Goat

Since it’s been established that you people don’t care who you vote for
Why not let the cloven-hooved candidate be president?

I don’t wanna be that guy, but folks:
Please consider my goat
I think that this kid deserves your vote
Please consider my goat

Better choice than all the gals and blokes
Please consider my goat
He won’t go on twitter just to gloat
Please consider my goat