I Like Mayo On Everything

WHAT’S UUUUUUP!
What can you make with an egg?
I’ve got a bottle full of stuff that you can make with an egg
It’s in a holster on my leg
‘Cause there is nothing that I don’t like mayo on

I like mayo on everything
Creamy flavor that makes me sing
I like mayo on everything
That’s what’s up
THAT’S WHAT’S UUUUUUP!

Why don’t you jump off a pier?
I’ll put it on whatever and I don’t care if you think that it’s weird
You gonna take it by force?
I’m gonna put it on my pizza and the problem is yours

I like mayo on everything
Creamy flavor that makes me sing
I like mayo on everything
That’s what’s up
THAT’S WHAT’S UUUUUUP!