When I Return

[Verse 1]
When I return again, things won't be quite the same
I'll have sprouted wings and drift right to you through the ether!
Arms outstretched to take you to a distant land or other place
You'll be so amazed you'll drop your iPad on the floor
Like it was so much trash

[Verse 2]
When I return again, it won't be quite the same
I'll come bearing gifts and mystic spices from the orient
Spices that can cure them of the mysteries of life
They will all lay down their arms and lift us up
To the place where we belong

When I return

[Solo]

[Verse 3]
When I return again, you will have changed your name
You'll save the cities from the rising of the ocean tides
Tidal waves that threaten all things good and civilized
We'll rejoice the rising of a brand new generation
Of human kind

[Verse 4]
When I return again, things won't be quite the same
We'll watch the rise and fall of nations all the while!
We'll watch the rise and fall of history reviled!
We'll remember everything the way it was before I ever left again

When I return!