What If We Were Mosquitos

What if a mosquito and mosquito let were we?
Think of just how irritating we would always be
We'd sit and suck up blood through our pointy noses
We’d hear our itchy victims scream out in holy moses

I'd keep you safe from harm away from slaps and nasty flyer spray
And in the darkest spots we would simply hide away

We'd keep everyone awake with our busy noisy buzzes on
We’d do mosquito dances all the balmy summer alone