What If We Were Dinosaurs

What if we were dinosaurs with horns and tails and waving
With sharp and pointy teeth and a skin like concrete paving?
We'd go roaring in charge about and stamp our feet so scary
Meat would not be what we eat, only vegetables and berries

We wandered far and wide for many hundred kilometers
And I taught you all the names of dino friends who came to meet us
Allosaurus, Altypus and Tyrannosaurus Rex
I'd show you dino babies hatching out from their dino eggs

When all your legs got weary and you sank down to the sand
Then I would take you in my care, listen and understand
And call a local dino cab to come at once for us
And we'd get driven home again by a diplodocus