Welcome to My Parents’ House

[Verse 1]
Hey there, baby
We met out on the dance floor
You pressed your body
Up against me all night long
I know what's on your mind
Our souls are entwined
In a passionate embrace
The look in your eyes
Says, "Take me tonight"
Well, I've got just the place

[Pre-Chorus]
A place where we can be alone
Unless my mom and dad are home

[Chorus]
Welcome to my parents' house
My mom left out some snackies
I bet you're feeling horny now
So why don't we get nasty, nasty, nasty? Yeah

[Verse 2]
Hush now, baby
You seem like a keeper
But your high heels are so loud
My dad is a light sleeper, uh
I got my very own room
And tons of free food
What's your favorite juice?
We've got mango and apple
And guava and apple
So many fuckin' fruits

[Pre-Chorus]
My mom buys pizza rolls for me
Can you believe this shit is free?

[Chorus]
Welcome to my parents' house
A king must have his castle
That's my grandma's basset hound
He's such a sassy rascal, aren't you, Marvin?
Shh!

[Interlude]
Parents' house
Parents' house

[Bridge]
We're gonna bring the funk tonight
I'm getting the top bunk tonight
Drop and thump that junk tonight
Like a 360 dunk tonight
Mom's cake is chocolate chunk tonight
This party's getting crunk tonight
We're sparkin' up that skunk tonight
'Cause I'm your disco hunk tonight

[Spoken Word]
Danny?
Uh, mom! S-sorry, sorry, every-everything's fine
You need to go to bed
Okay, good night

[Chorus]
Welcome to my parents' house
Let's use our inside voices (Shh)
Sometimes my mom just hangs around
To make sure I make good choices
Hit it!

[Outro]
Welcome to my parents' house
Parents' house
Parents' house
Dad, I'm supposed to have the downstairs to myself tonight (Parents' house)
Get out of here, I said I'm on a date! (Parents' house)
You always do this when I say I have company over! (Parents' house)
And you ate all the ham in the fridge and you said you wouldn't! (Parents' house)
Yes, it's a girl!
Whatever! (Parents' house)
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