Intro (The)

[Spoken Word]
Well met, young adventurer
Congratulations for listening to Ninja Sex Party's eighth album, The Prophecy
The ancient scrolls foretold of the day when a very attractive and extremely talented lover would record the greatest album of all time with a much, much, much older gentleman in a mask
And that day has finally arrived
As always, we wanted to say thank you for being such great fans and for allowing us to pursue our musical dreams
It’s been more than ten years since we startеd writing these songs about dinosaurs, dicks, dick-dinosaurs, and of course dinosaur dicks
Wе hope to keep doing this for a long time to come because we love doing it
And we love the shit out of you
Normally here's where we'd say something like "We hope you enjoy the album" or "Ninja Brian has penis disease"
But today we don’t have to
We know with absolute complete certainty that you're gonna love this one
Because that's what's been foreseen by The Prophecy