Do Math with U

[Verse 1]
Hello, my love
I've been away so long
Let me pour you some champagne
Roses plus lingerie
Equals the unit I use to measure
Your ultimate pleasure (Damn)

[Pre-Chorus]
So lay back, close your eyes
And relax while I
Pull out my calculator
And give you what you like

[Chorus]
I wanna do math with you
And if my number two pencil ain't wrong
You've multiplied my length by width
And our division's been too long
Now I wanna do math with you
Finally, we're here alone
I just can't wait to calculate
And solve for your unknowns

[Verse 2]
If our love was two trains
Traveling opposite directions at thirty miles an hour
Baby, we'd still feel the same
I guess it must be fate
Your protractor skills are bliss
Now give my sweet ellipse a kiss

[Pre-Chorus]
Between me and you
We've got nothin' to prove
Except a shitload of theorems
And data to review

[Chorus]
I wanna do math with you
Your curvature turns me on
Baby, make me show my work
And I'll fill out your Scantron
I wanna do math with you
With sensuality and trust
Calcul-me and calcul-you
Girl, that makes calcul-us (I wanna do math with you)

[Bridge]
(Do math with you)
You know, they said it would never work between us
We're from completely different worlds
Me, an applied mathematician
And you, a theoretical physicist with a master's degree in applied mathematics
But I've been crunching the numbers of our romance
And it seems we're uniformly converging to the same limit of real, infinite love
Also, you fuck good

[Chorus]
I wanna do math with you
Integrate nice and slow
Let's bust out all your graph paper
And let the magic flow
I wanna do math with you
I'll love you 'til the end of pi
Like three point one, four, one, five, nine
Two, six, five, three, five, eight, nine
(Do math with you)
Seven, nine, three, two
Three, eight, four, six, two, six, four, three, three, eight, three
Two, seven, nine, five-oh-two, eight, eight, four
One, nine, seven, one, six, nine, three, three, nine
(Do math with you)
Nine, three, se-seven
Zero, one, five
Eight, two, zero, nine, seven, four