Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes

[Verse 1]
There’s a new place in town
It’s the most strange and amazing place around

Take a break from your life
And let’s go and have a good time

Number 93
In Diagon Alley

It’s run by the Weasleys
And it’s got all the jokes that you need

[Pre-Chorus]
Fighting Umbridge
And the Ministry

With a healthy dose of You-Know-Poo
We can bring down You-Know-Who

[Chorus]
With the Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes
There’s no need to be sad today

‘Cause with the Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes
We can make the Dementors go away

[Verse 2]
Have you tried the Daydream Charms?
The Fainting Fancies won’t do you any harm

You’ll love the Pygmy Puffs
And I just can’t get enough of the fake wands

The Skiving Snackboxes are best
They’ll get you out of any class or any test

With the Dark Arts Defense Range
You won’t be murdered by Bellatrix Lestrange

[Pre-Chorus]
Fighting Umbridge
And the Ministry

With a healthy dose of You-Know-Poo
We can bring down You-Know-Who

[Chorus]
With the Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes
There’s no need to be sad today

‘Cause with the Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes
We can make the Dementors go away

Yeah we can make the Dementors go away

[Bridge]
Lend us your Extendable Ears
And we’ll tell you a joke that will last for years

Umbridge couldn’t stop us
And You-Know-Who’s still stuck on the loo (Loo)

[Chorus]
With the Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes
There’s no need to be sad today

‘Cause with the Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes
We can make the Dementors go away

Yeah we can make the Dementors go away
We can make the Dementors go away
We can make the Dementors go away