Interview With Voldemort

[Verse 1]
Rita Skeeter:
Hey Voldemort
How are you doing?
Why don’t you talk to me?

How is all that world domination?
I heard you’re having trouble recently

Voldemort/Tom Riddle:
The kids these days
Think they’re so clever
They’re always in your way

They stand up for what they believe in
Well that’s just not how children should behave

[Chorus]
So are the rumours true?
Is he out there?
Harry is the one who will defeat you

The Daily Prophet’s new
Exclusive interview
With the Dark Lord
You-Know-Who

[Verse 2]
Rita Skeeter:
The Ministry has been corrupted
They say that Scrimgeour’s dead
They’re rounding up the Muggle-borns
And saying that Magic is Might instead

So what went on at Godric’s Hollow?
It’s such a mystery
If you could please give us a story
A personal autobiography

[Chorus]
So are the rumours true?
Is he out there?
Harry is the one who will defeat you

The Daily Prophet’s new
Exclusive interview
With the Dark Lord
You-Know-Who

[Bridge]
Read all about it
It’s the story you’ve all been waiting for it

Read all about it
From his perspective
Everything you want to know and more

[Chorus]
So are the rumours true?
Is he out there?
Harry is the one who will defeat you

The Daily Prophet’s new
Exclusive interview
With the Dark Lord
You-Know-Who