Bitter About Viktor

[Verse 1]
Sorry Ron
You just weren’t fast enough
‘Cause someone’s already asked me to the Yule Ball

And actually I wasn’t gonna go
But I don’t want to hurt his feelings if he has them

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m sure you’ll understand
Okay maybe you won’t

But I can’t just refuse
So can I ask this one thing of you

[Chorus]
Please don’t be bitter about Viktor
You’ve got it all completely wrong

Never expected to go to the Yule Ball
With an international Quidditch player

You know that I hate getting all dressed up
And I swear that I’d rather spend all this time reading

And by the way, you really do look interesting
In those rather vintage dress robes

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m sure you’ll understand
Okay maybe you won’t

But I can’t just refuse
So can I ask this one thing of you?

[Chorus]
Please don’t be bitter about Viktor
You’ve got it all completely wrong

Never expected to go to the Yule Ball
With an international Quidditch player

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m sure you’ll understand
Okay maybe you won’t

But I can’t just refuse
So can I ask this one thing of you?

[Chorus]
Please don’t be bitter about Viktor
You’ve got it all completely wrong

Never expected to go to the Yule Ball
With an international Quidditch player

So don’t be bitter about Viktor
You’ve got it all completely wrong

I would have liked it
If I’d only been asked by a future Gryffindor Quidditch Keeper

A future Gryffindor Quidditch Keeper
A future Gryffindor Quidditch Keeper