“We’re Bringing the War Back Home!” from Babes in Khaki

We're bringing the war back home
Where it ought to have been before!
We'll kill all the bees
And spiders and flies
And we won't play in iceboxes lying on their sides
We'll wash our hands after wee-wee
And if we're a girl, before!
And we'll march,march,march, et cetera!
'Til we never do march no more!
(All together, now, boys!)
We're bringing the war back home
Where it ought to have been before!
The pretty donut girl on the corner
Will be smilin' with a wringer in her hair!
We'll wash our hands after wee-wee
And if we're a girl before!
And we'll march, march, march, et cetera!
'Till we don't have to march no more
(Hum along now...)

(spoken)
We'd like to express our appreciation to the United States Marines, the British Commonwealth Occupation Forces, the French Legume and the Hong Kong Fireworks Company, without whom all of this would not have been necessary.

We won't have to March!
We won't have to March!
We won't have to March no more!