Warm Lettuce Intro

[Intro]
Welcome to WARM LETTUCE, ah
What the fuck is this?
Mixtape by NEDARB NAGROM
No, better not start rapping

[Verse 1]
What up bitch, it's all that
Doc' said I'd pop one
Just playin', I ain't bustin'
I'm pussy poppin' (Fuck)
Girl so disgustin' (Stop)
NEDARB NAGROM, man, he a loser
Poppin' Adderal but I ain't a bruiser (This is terrible)
I'm up on the strike, now he's deceased
Not into girls that deceive the beast

[Interlude]
I'm really disappointed in you grandson
Gramp, please stop making fun of me
No, shut the fuck up
I feel like I can't take it anymore, you're hurting my self-esteem
What are you doing with your life
Please stop!

[Verse 2]
Drop it down, tell me that I've gained weight
I'm eatin' twenty Cheetos, playin' RuneScape (It's true)
Ayo, bitch, gimme that bike
Gonna eat you up, makin' fried rice (You eat too much)
Oh, there's food in the house? Yeah, I'll eat that
When they hear NED NAG they like, "Fuck, you wack" (I wish you would)
Me and my ex, I really wanna meet your dad (Really fucking fun)
Everyone else wants to call me a fag ('Cause it's true)
'Cause I wear stupid clothing
So I'm not into friction wearing bro things (You should be)
Getting Nardwar to prove my life
'Cause I dig what he'll find, its things I like ('Cause of your dumbass)
My breath smell like ranch
Probably the reason I can't get in your pants (Nope)
Damn, that looks good, I wanna eat that fuckin' ass
Do not listen to me if you never wanna laugh, hahaha

[Outro]
What the fuck was that, grandson?
You are a disgrace to the family