Fake Hip-Hop Tho Freestyle

[Intro]
Ayy, yeah, yeah
Fake hip-hop, fake hip-hop
NEDARB NAGROM, NEDARB NAGROM, NEDARB NAGROM
A freestyle track to prove that I can really rap
Real hip-hop, wearin' flip-flops, it's not that hard
Uh, uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh

[Verse]
Its NEDARB NAGROM, hello, hi there
Finna act up like a baby in a high chair
Chin up with Milo, we don't care
Hi though, we just make at least two girls hit the high notes
I got, like, three clothes in my backpack
I got three stacks of three dollars
That's nine dollars, I can't buy much with that
I can't really rap
I try to tell girls that I make music, and they say, "Naw boy, you don't really do it
You don't sound like Tyga, or Flo Rida"
Those are the only two people they listen to
So that's how I kicked them out of my room
When I found out who they listen to, I like that stupid stuff
I got a fuckin' stupid toe
And on my foot, I got a fuckin' wart on it
What the fuck? I don't play sports no more, bitch
I used to play hockey, that's when the girls wanted me
But then I went to college, drank a lot of beer, and gained some weight and now everybody think I dress like a queer
Yes I do, I watch that stupid show
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and I took all of their advice
I took all their advice
In my house, I got at least three apple pies
And I eat them all up
I like pie over cake though
I'm not gettin' cake though
I got like eight ho's
I'm just kidding though, I don't refer to them as ho's, they're all my females, they're all my friends
My sister, my mother, I don't got a brother
Shout out to my dad, he thinks that I'm a fag, uh
He thinks that I'm a fag
And I don't like that word though
I'm chillin' with Safari Al
And you know him and me, we just like to give each other shit
And we eat seaweed, and we chill with Nicolas J
And we spin it ridiculously
Excuse to say, in his own life, I'm at his house, I am a mouse down south
Stupid rhyme
Stupids raps for your brain though
You probably already changed the track
And 'cause you think I'm wack, and you think I can't rap, and I think I sound like crap
Yeah, those words aren't that hard to rhyme
Guess what rhymes with rhyme, crime
Guess what rhymes with crime, dime
Guess what rhymes with dime, time
Guess what rhymes with time, mime
(This is stupid)

[Chorus]
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