[Intro]
Ok
Tim, I'm gonna be out here trolling for some tight [?] here while you're out playing
Really gonna try to push my mushrooms to the [?] and shove it off
Not gonna sit here and play with you, you ****
[Verse]
Yeah, bitch, who loves rap?
Jump in, make me spin
[?] off in the bathroom
How I be [?]
[?] poppin' on pomegranates
Say my name, that's shit you will regret
Tell me the credit, not for that, bitch
My [?] tells me I'm so wrong
Says to put a motherfuckin' suit on
When they hear NEDARB NAGROM, they say "Put on a new song"
I'd probably be cool if I smoked bombs
Never fallen once [?]
Yeah I saw women at the third grade, [?]
[?] fried rice
[?] I'm a better rapper
In my Honda Civic [?] with some bitches, livin' happily ever after
Prime life, we turnin' up, you know we playin' treble
Crazy motherfuckers gon' be killers and [?], so we said "Dude, what about Kettle?"
I'm a vegetarian, sorry I don't eat animals
Used to spend all of my allowance money on Danimals
Popped a perk, I'm Fat Joe
'Cause bitch I get it poppin'
Flaunting in my undies out in public, I'm so droppin'
Fuck, turnin' up that 2 Chainz
'Cause then I'm turnin' down
[?] I shatter outside the girl's lounge
Yeah, I rock a fanny pack, and two socks, dude say somethin'
Do not ask about the ass I get, 'cause bitch, I do not get none
Bumpin' since 1992
Look at all the bullshit I ever been through
Old Neddy about to disclose the room
Consistently the coolest person in the room
Am I not totally enough?
To be in the fucking Turtle Club
If you're feeling sad you can come to old NED and get a fucking hug
We don't do no drugs, man
We don't pop no Mollys, bro
I be chillin' with the old boys, and his name is Mario
Sippin' so much Ginny
I hate so much Ginny
Chillin' with the biddie, but she only gives me handys
Watchin' [?], 'least [?]
I'm dreaming of a MILF, and her name is Brandy
I might as well be president because I'm left-handed
I'm tryna tell you 'bout myself, but you still won't understand it
Drinkin' soda pop and now my girls like poppin' Acid
Fucked her up in the ass and my dick is massive
Your bitch don't love it, but I like to think she do
Most girls don't tell me, so I'm satisfied I'm like the muffin dude
Ow!
And I know you hate this shit, but that's ok, bitch
This that self-deprecating hip-hop, yeah
[Outro]
Bah, bah, turn down
Turn down, bah, bah
Oh man, bitch
WARM LETTUCE
Fuck everybody
Fuck music, this shit's easy
Bah, turn up, bah, turn down I mean, yeah, uh
Hit me up on Christian singles, bitch