Wanderin’

[Verse 1]
I killed a man in Kansas City
Cause I thought he read my mail
And I was forced to leave Missouri
When I skipped out on my bail
And I got a union job in Tulsa
Removing lead from the county drains
And I split town when I robbed a Wendy's
Cause by the way, I love cocaine
And meth!

[Chorus 1]
When I'm wanderin'
That's my life
Well I stayed up with a whore all night and now she's my wife
And when I'm wanderin'
That's what I do
Well you can find me, maybe, baby upstairs with you
Makin' love, then I'm gone
Cause I am wanderin'

[Verse 2]
I went to jail in Tallahassee
For hauling bootleg bacon grease
And I mеt Ronald Reagan's grandson
And we got married for a week
For tax purposеs and also for sex
I got shot to death down in New Orleans
But they brought me back to life in a Creole bar
A voodoo shaman did some voodoo on me
Then she stole 400 bucks and keyed my car
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

[Chorus 2]
When I'm wanderin'
Never knowing my own men
I tried to leave my wife last night, oh lord
And she shot me in the leg
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
When I'm wanderin'
Couldn't tell you half the things I did
Man I know they're out there somewhere...
(Huh? Man, what you talkin' 'bout?)
Fuck man, I know I got kids
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
When I'm wanderin'
And when the devil rings my bell
Well, only pussies go to heaven
That's why I'm stayin' here in hell

[Post-Chorus]
Oh my god I love cocaine!