Vote Barney Not Trump

[Intro: Yung Stiff Rick]
(Ye, ye, ye) Donald Trump, nigga, Hillary Clinton, nigga
Hillary Clinton?, more like Hillary Clitton, nigga (*humming*), yah, yah
Yah

[Chorus: Yung Stiff Rick]
I'm like King Von, but I don't got a crazy story
Bro tryna find his dad like he tryna find Dory
I be on my lanes, but nigga, I ain't Tory
Rickarino in the house, lil nigga, no Cory (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Ayo, call me sand monkey cause I'll throw a nigga's toddler in the trash
That bag, you know I catch 'em, but I ain't no fuckin' ash
My niggas leaving youtube, R.I.P. MatPat
Nigga try to front, shoot his ass with tha motherfuckin' mag, yuh

[Verse 1: Yung Stiff Rick]
His mother asking me if I beat him, bitch, that's right
Aye, ran over that lil shit with my benz at night (okay)
Knock a little kid down with a fuckin' flashlight
After that, I go home, then nut in a fleshlight (aye)
If you tryna snitch on me, then I'll shoot you in the nose
You a pussy and a stupid *NIGGER*, I'll make you float (yah, yah, yah)
I thought you was my nigga, but you is a common cold (yah, yah, yah)
If I catch you in my street, I'll take all yo hoes (yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah)
Aye, fuck consistency, fuck consistency
You is just jealous cause my diamonds is glistenin’
Tried to emphasize with you, but you ain't listenin’
You a rat like 6ix9ine, I'll leave yo head sizzlin’
Fuck consistency, fuck consistency, fuck consistency, fuck consistency (what?)
Parents should be happy that I'm tryna stop their misery
Babies are a waste of time, they got a whole listery
Ugly ass kid, I ain't spending money on his mysteries
Plant a nigga like a grape seed
I got all the rizz with ladies
Got bars, fuck a Slim Shady
Don’t listen to Ed Sheeran, but I got an A Team
Walking and talking yo shit, Walkie Talkie nigga and you glazing

[Verse 2: Theyfwyann]
Where my daddy at? I don’t know
But left me with my knee and a extra chromosome
Tryna take a dump, but it don’t wanna come out
Like a fag in the closet, peepee in yo mouth
‘Boutta run a train, ‘boutta do it like choo, choo
Music so bad like disconnecting bluetooth
Hit you with a hanger, then I post it on YouTube
Jerking too hard, can you please kiss my boo-boo
You have a watch and it dangles
Grab on the watch around his ankle
Acting like a [?], give me brain at an angle
My [?] talking like a [?]
Shoutout to September 11, but that plane in your ass
If I stick it too hard, I’mma say “my bad”
Bitch, I’m stacking bricks like I’m playing Minecraft
If she [?], then I’mma hit it from the back
5 below is where they found me
I’m like a floatie, you can’t drown me
In the circus where the clown be
Who let it rip? cause now it’s cloudy

[Chorus: Yung Stiff Rick]
I'm like King Von, but I don't got a crazy story
Bro tryna find his dad like he tryna find Dory
I be on my lanes, but nigga, I ain't Tory
Rickarino in the house, lil nigga, no Cory (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Ayo, call me sand monkey cause I'll throw a nigga's toddler in the trash
That bag, you know I catch 'em, but I ain't no fuckin' ash
My niggas leaving youtube, R.I.P. MatPat
Nigga try to front, shoot his ass with tha motherfuckin' mag, yuh

[Outro: Yung Stiff Rick & Theyfwyann]
Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, R.I.P. MatPat (oooou, that nigga has a baby)
Yah, yah, yah, yah, R.I.P. MatPat
(Yeah, that nigga has a baby), yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that nigga quit YouTube
(That nigga has a baby), yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, R.I.P. MatPat
*burping*