The American Education Is Bullshit

[Intro: Yung Stiff Rick & Theyfwyann]
Nah, for real though, nigga, the education system is fake and gay
Like what is this shit? You gotta be kidding me, nigga (Tell me about it)
Damn, well, well, okay, okay (Yah, yah)

[Verse 1: Yung Stiff Rick]
I'm very derpy, I'mma jump off a bridge (Yah, yah, yah, yah)
See a jew, then I throw him inside a fridge (Yah, yah, yah, yah)
Got the hollow tips and the fuckin' cartridge (Yah, yah, yah, yah)
You was not cookin', that shit's rubbish (Yah, yah, yah, yah)
My cum, yeah, it really sticky like syrup
Duh, duh ass nigga, come and get yo' gear up
Banarnig is suicidal, sad nigga, cheer up
That bootyhole stiff, I'mma fuck that rear up
And then go in the pussy, smack her lip with my dick
Her friend give me top till we see Banarnig
I smell a fish from that hoe, I'm 'boutta get sick
Barney comin' after me with the whip, holy shit
He sent me to the cottonfields 'cause that nigga trash
We in the Fourth Reich with the bricks and the gas
Kikes stealin' money, so we did 'em like the past
She blowin' on my dick like she blowin' on brass
High off the crack pack, smokin' on the fat boof
Loaded clips and shit, I plugged it with my bluetooth
Ran a train on a crack whore, made her choo choo
Dicks inside your butthole, sprayin' with doodoo

[Verse 2: Theyfwyann & Yung Stiff Rick]
I might go have buttsex with a rabbit (Okay)
If I see a dog, you know I'm gon' tap it (Woof, woof, woof)
Chilling with Peppa, we under the blanket (*Pig sounds*)
I [?], monster booty, I snatch it
Think she a slut because she just said “Oink”
If bestiality a score, I'm scorin' points
Take this lil' piggy out on a date
Seduce a squirrel with my nuts and cornflakes
Bird got a gyatt, want it in my face
Take my third leg like it is a snake
I got a school, so where is the shooter?
Rape a lil' kid that's up on their scooter
I play Darth Vader with my teacher's ruler
In Pre-K, we don't use lube, we use boogers
I might have to go and rape my tutor
Child porn up on my school computer
Going on my backpack
Teacher got a fat ass
Twenty-one bitches like blackjack, ooh
Got a rubberband, that's snapback, ooh
Asian on my dick, she thinks it's bamboo (Kachow)

[Verse 3: Yung Stiff Rick]
I'm a slav, but I'm not even fuckin' Russian
Stole that Indian's shit, no time for discussion
His bitch snortin' my jizz and now she blushin' (Wow)
But now her nostrils hurtin', now she is rushin' (Ow, yeah)
Put him in a fridge, then I put him in the oven
Jews in the chamber, I got 'bout a dozen
Nigga talkin' zesty, I don't think he bluffin', bluffin'

[Verse 4: Theyfwyann]
Nut in her left eye, yeah, she can't see
We in the club, bitches on my peen
Playin' Fortnite, I have two-hundred ping
Like pong, yeah
Bitch got a dong
I can't say anything or else it's gonna be wrong, duh

[Verse 5: Yung Stiff Rick]
Take my IP, then your gang will be erased
Endin' your misery with a machine gun, no mace
Lockin' all these niggas up, but they ass won't escape
I gave her some crack, but you know that it was laced

[Outro: Yung Stiff Rick & Theyfwyann]
Yeah, I'm smokin' all of y'all packs, on god, all that
Rippin' that education system burnt trash, on god, that juul, on god
Weird stinky ass nigga, “You're grounded” ass nigga, “Hit you with a ruler” ass nigga
Nigga ass nigga
Fuck you, Miss Williams, you fuckin' failed me on my math test
Like I fuckin' hate you like kill yourself, bitch, you're like Daddy Pig or shit