Cap Rapper

[Intro: Theyfwyann]
I don’t shoot guns (nada)
I don’t rob banks (nope)
I am a cap rapper

[Chorus: Theyfwyann]
CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER
CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER

[Verse 1: Theyfwyann]
CAP RAPPER, NEVER GRIP HIS GLOCK
CAP RAPPER, NOT SPINNING BLOCKS
I’M A CAP RAPPER IN CASE YOU FORGOT
I’M A CAP RAPPER, I LIE IN MY SONGS
I just fucked a gorilla, just kidding, that was fucking cap
I just bought a fuckin’ nuke and bombed all of fucking Japan
I just got a fuckin’ watch, shiny, see it on my fuckin’ hand
I just bought all of OnlyFans
(Uh hi, so the last 3 bars were cap)
Don’t do drugs, not even a drip
Hug your bitch now she want the tip
Robbed a bank and then I dipped
Lyrics fake just like a script
Cut off your fingers cause you got flipped
Got the best album here with Rick
Fuck yourself, life is a fuckin’ lie
Fuck your love, bet you waste your time

[Chorus: Yung Stiff Rick]
CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER
CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER

[Verse 2: Yung Stiff Rick]
Gucci socks on me, wait, that’s cap
I got a Lamborghini, but that was cap
Poor ass nigga, I ain’t even copped a bag
And a malfunctioning brain is what I lack
I support the LGBT and I’m white
And a racist who drinks Budlight
Obese as fuck and can’t afford Sprite
Sometimes I say “white is right”
All that shit I said was a lie
I like women, so I’m a dyke
Pussy run up, then it’s on sight
Hentai porn, 50 terabytes
Crack his skull open just for fun
I be sinning cause I put my dick in a nun
You’re vegan cause you weigh a ton
Once you step up to me, then you’re done
Cappity cap rappin’, I don’t like edibles
Eating the flesh of a human, I’m a cannibal
Yeah, horny nigga hours, I’mma rape an animal
Smear dogshit on me, call it manimal
Hippy hoppin’ on your block, kangaroo
Jumping niggas like jujitsu
Cooking your corpse like a barbecue
I fucked a coyote in malibu
Capper rapper, slibbity slabber, tibbity tabber, flibbity flabber
I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore, lol, shit’s done

[Interlude: Theyfwyann]
(Rick, I know it’s tough, but I gotta get this off my chest, okay?)
(So, I- um, I am, *sigh* how do I say this)
(I am a cap rapper)

[Chorus: Theyfwyann]
CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER
CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER, CAP RAPPER