Video Games

My son’s always - he’s always playing video games. When I was a kid, I got in trouble for smoking. And my mom smoked, y’know. She said, “Eh, you wanna smoke?” She had me smoking a pack of cigarettes with her, I got sick. My son’s been playing video games with his friend, my wife’s like, “Kid has been playing video games all the time. You need to do something about it.” So I took a page out of my mom’s parenting book, and I went in there to him and his buddies and I said, “Hey guys, you wanna play video games? Here’s the deal, you can play as many video games for as long as you want, as long as everyone has a cigarette going in this room.” (audience laughs) They’re up to 3 packs a day. One of the kids has the little, “I’d like to thank you for letting me play. The PS4 is great Joe.” It’s sad, it’s sad - he smokes cigars, it’s bad.