Viceroy Filter King

[Chorus: Slim Cessna]
Smoking a Viceroy Filter King
Hell, the greatest of men that God has ever seen

[Verse 1: Slim Cessna]
Well, I got kinda thirsty, I stepped into the bar
Hell, the bar down on Fourth and Broadway
There goes sweet Noni, don't let her get too far
Well, Lord help me, Jesus, send Noni my way

[Chorus: Slim Cessna]
Smoking a Viceroy Filter King
Hell, the greatest of men that God has ever seen

[Verse 2: Slim Cessna & Munly J. Munly]
I sat down by an old man, and he talked and he cried
'Bout the things he had done in his youth
I said "You got me going, sir, you're telling me a lie"
He said "I swear on my sweet mother's bones, it's the truth"

[Chorus: Slim Cessna]
He was smoking a Viceroy Filter King
Hell, the greatest of men that God has ever seen

[Verse 3: Slim Cessna & Munly J. Munly]
And he said "I ain't a Catholic
I ain't a Protestant, I ain't a Jew
But you know, sweet Jesus, He died
He died for my sins, and He'll die for yours, too"

[Chorus: Slim Cessna]
He was smoking a Viceroy Filter King
Hell, the greatest of men that God has ever seen
He was smoking a Viceroy Filter King
Hell, the greatest of men that God has ever seen