Pine Box

[Intro]
Two, three
Four, five
Six, seven

[Verse 1: Slim Cessna]
I must have stuffed myself too full
Swinging in the jack pine box with Louie Gabino
Alabam-bama evening, my mind's on something new
Bagging up your groceries, you're skipping to your loo

[Chorus: Munly J. Munly]
Here I skip to the side
Cemetery plots out the back
What you gonna do far away?
Put a pine box in your grave
Now you're gone for a minute
Still, I'm alright sitting here
Now you're gonna show my way

[Verse 2: Slim Cessna]
Steady-legged knee jerk as I sit and try to think
Standing up in rhythm as I'm pissing in your sink
Now as I'm wondering "Will God sting?"
Can't understand a goddamn word that Munly tries to sing

[Chorus: Munly J. Munly]
Here I skip to the side
Cemetery plots out the back
What you gonna do far away?
Put a pine box in your grave
Now you're gone for a minute
Still, I'm alright sitting here
Now you're gonna show my way

[Refrain: Munly J. Munly]
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
You were wearing plastic nails

[Verse 3: Slim Cessna]
Just one thing I must have failed to mention
Louie's got a .44 and his finger's full of tension
Now as I'm wondering "Will God sting?"
Can't understand a goddamn word that Munly tries to sing

[Chorus: Munly J. Munly]
Here I skip to the side
Cemetery plots out the back
What you gonna do far away?
Put a pine box in your grave
Now you're gone just for a minute
Still, I'm alright sitting here
Now you're gonna go my way

[Refrain: Munly J. Munly]
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
You were wearing [?]

[Bridge: Munly J. Munly]
I started my deception
I pulled you underneath the water
I pulled the water over our head
Now we go in my pine box
A bit too short
I was saying, pine box swaying
My pine box is yours
I was hogtied, pine box, weighed down
My pine box is all

[Outro: Slim Cessna]
So we were saying, this is my last surprise
The angels singing in the clouds so nice
Went down to the river, but the river was dry
There stands Saint Peter, and I started to cry
And we came through the gates, through the gates of time
And we came through the gates, and the cloud was nine
And I got on my knees, and I kissed the cloud
And I prayed for the Savior "Don't lock me out!"