Goddamn Blue Yodel No. 7

[Verse 1: Slim Cessna & Munly J. Munly]
My friends all talk about me, they say that I'm a fool
My wife no longer loves me, she thinks I've been untrue
My mother never calls me to say "Slim, I love you"
I'll write myself a letter, I've got nothing else to do

[Chorus]
Oh, I can't stop feeling oh so goddamn blue
No, I can't stop feeling oh so goddamn blue

[Verse 2: Slim Cessna & Munly J. Munly]
I tried drinking whiskey and I tried drinking gin
I tried sniffing glue, well, I tried Benzedrine
I tried to quit smoking, well, I tried Nicorettes
I'm waiting for the sun to shine, I ain't feeling better yet

[Chorus]
Oh, I can't stop feeling oh so goddamn blue
No, I can't stop feeling oh so goddamn blue

[Bridge: Slim Cessna]
I could see the sunshine through stormy clouds of rain
But I can't seem to stop myself from singing this refrain

[Verse 3: Slim Cessna]
Why does God forsake me, and why'd He turn His head?
A question that I ask the Lord each night when I'm in bed
Well, all my dreams ain't coming true, I swear that's not a lie
Why don't I just shoot myself? Goddamn, I don't wanna die

[Chorus]
Oh, I can't stop feeling oh so goddamn blue
No, I can't stop feeling oh so goddamn blue