The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
The Mr. T Experience
Sugar-coated girlfriends don't mean anything to me
This song's about a girl who's soft and warm and cheap
When I held her close to me, she melted right away
Velveeta was her name
Velveeta
Velveeta
Velveeta
All my friends keep telling me, "Frank, you must be sick
How can you have fun with a gooey, processed chick?"
But she's much more than that, she's got a heart of gold
And she does what she's told
Velveeta
Velveeta
Velveeta
I wanna tell her that I'll never go away (whoa-oh-oh)
But she keeps showing me her expiration date
[Guitar solo]
Girls may come, girls may go, I know one thing for sure
They stock Velveeta at the local grocery store
And she'll be on the shelf until the end of time
When we'll have to say goodbye
Velveeta
Velveeta
Velveeta
Velveeta
Velveeta
Velveeta
Velveeta was written by Dr. Frank.
Velveeta was produced by Kent Steedman.