Dick With Ears

I got no ambition
I got no position
I got nothing but a
Father and a mother
They keep telling me
That I must earn my keep
And I know they are right
So I can't sleep at night

I've got education
Finest in the nation
Mister Know-It-All
But all I do is stall
I took lots of classes
I kissed lots of asses
I made lots of friends
But I don't really know them

One, two, three, four, five
Years of school went by
And I'm still alive
But I don't know what for

My girlfriend said she
Would not put up with me
If I can't find a job
And don't know what I want
Over twenty-one
Not getting any younger
Now we'll see if I
Lose at rock and roll