Vacation Constipation

I'm regretting this change of setting
Because my body's not letting me poop
I've lost precious balance in my gut
That's why my butt has closed shut

Can't poop on vacation
Vacation constipation
(Can't poop on vacation, can't poop on vacation, no)

I felt the urge once to push some poop out of my rear
But I was on the road, no toilet was near
And by the time I was about to sit at a stall
I was no longer able to poop at all

Can't poop on vacation
Vacation constipation
(Can't poop on vacation, can't poop on vacation)
(Can't poop on vacation, no)

I'm feeling stressed, I'm out of my routine
My diet is different, my butt's really clean
Because not a speck of poop has managed to pass
Not even any stinky gas

Can't poop on vacation
Vacation constipation
(Can't poop on vacation, can't poop on vacation)
(Can't poop on vacation, no)