Do You Sit or Stand to Wipe Your Bum?

The Toilet Bowl Cleaners * Track #5 On Poop Oh Yeah! Poop Yes! Uh Huh! Poop!

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The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

2016

Do You Sit or Stand to Wipe Your Bum? by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

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“Do You Sit Or Stand To Wipe Your Bum?” by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners is a poop song that reminds us all that, whether you sit or stand to wipe your bum with toilet paper (or wet wipes), there is no wrong way to wipe your bum. The verses also give wiping advice to both “sitters” and “standers”. Happy...

Do You Sit or Stand to Wipe Your Bum? Lyrics

Do you stand up to wipe? (Stand up to wipe?)
Or do you stay down to wipe? (Stay down to wipe?)
Whatever feels right (Whatever feels right)
There's no wrong way to wipe (No wrong way to wipe)

If you're sittin' down to wipe that butthole
(Sittin' down to wipe that butthole)
Don't let your hand go too deep in the bowl
(Don't let your hand too deep in the bowl)
Or else your knuckles might
(Or else your knuckles might)
Also need a wipe
(Also need a wipe)
And if you wipe while you stand
(Wipe while you stand)
Spread out your cheeks with the other hand
(Spread out your cheeks with the other hand)
'Cause if you keep them tight
(If you keep them tight)
You'll miss somе poop while you wipe
(You'll miss some poop whilе you wipe)

Do you stand up to wipe? (Stand up to wipe?)
Or do you stay down to wipe? (Stay down to wipe?)
Whatever feels right (Whatever feels right)
There's no wrong way to wipe (No wrong way to wipe)
Whatever feels right (Whatever feels right)
There's no wrong way to wipe (No wrong way to wipe)

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