Tupperware Party

Going down with me cans, gonna get in if I can
Going down, getting pissed, got my invite, it's my fist

Meet Simon at the pub, and buy twenty blues
Stop at the offy, and get some more booze

Put some Punk on the stereo, turn it up full blast
If someone complains then hit 'em with a glass

Piss in the bedroom, be sick down the loo
Smoke a joint in the kitchen, then drop a load of blues

Pick up a granny or pick up two
Take 'em to the bedroom but you've gotta queue

Gonna stay here, gonna crash the night
If someone complains they're looking for a fight