Student Wankers

See those student wankers walking down the street
Their clothes so smart and clean, their hair well kept and neat
Who wants to die with knowledge you can't use ?
Spend all day quoting Freud, but can't do up their shoes

Student Wankers ..

See those student wankers in the student bar
Complaining to each other other that their grants don't go far
With their silly student ties and their silly student scarves
Drinking draught real ale not in pints but halves