Pick Yer Nose (And Eat It)

It don't matter who or where you are, if you're on a bus, train, cab or in a car
If your nose needs picking then go ahead, don't flick the bogies eat them instead

Pick, pick, pick your nose, but don't wipe it on your clothes, pick your nose and eat it

If you're standing in a queue or in a shop and your nose starts itching and it won't stop
Go on and pick it cos it ain't rude, then eat the bogies cos they're good food

If you're out with you're bird trying to act cool and you're nose needs picking don't be a fool
Go on and pick it cos it ain't rude, then eat bogies cos they're good food