Trouble

[Verse 1]
Don't y'all know I just love to cause trouble
I dig it like Mike Mulligan's fucking steam shovel
I said, "No, stupid faggot, I do not wanna cuddle"
Now shut up before you end up in a blood puddle
And I guess I just shot ya for giving me some rebuttal
So now, I gotta leave this place, real subtle
Hop up in my car and slam my foot down on the pedal
Yeah, man, I push that shit all the way to the motherfucking metal

[Hook]
Cause when you with me you know you in for trouble
So stay out my way unless you want it double
And if you get in my face and pop my personal bubble
Then I'll burn your house down so it's just a pile of rubble
Man

[Verse 2]
What started off as a first date
Just turned into a hardcore rape
Fuck ya so much ya get into shape
And then shoot ya and up goes the police tape
So I jump up in my car and try to escape
But my posse is right there saying, "No, man, wait"
I'm like, "No, you guys are just bait
To bring me to the cops like I'm sitting on a plate
And y'all motherfuckers know that ain't my fate"

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Now, if I was like you, I'd probably eat a can of corn
And then go watch some porn
Until my long dick gets worn
But I ain't doing that ever since I been born
I'm up driving around 'til four in the morn'
Doing drive-by's and laying down on the horn
And making sure I play the pussy until it's torn
I'm tearing it up like a motherfucking storm
And I like it hot, wet, and sticky like a Cinnabon
And I ain't gonna tell ya the drugs I'm on
Not like you'd even miss me when I'm gone
I run this whole place, yeah, I'm the don
Get in a high speed chase on the Autobahn
I just can't run away for too long
So I throw down my big ass bong
And I spin my car so my way is wrong
Cops get so close they could suck my dong
But then they hit me and it ends this song