Sluts

[Verse 1]
If I was to tweet the initials of all the girls that I been with
Then I would probably exceed the 140 character limit
I remember the first time, she said, "Can you fit it?"
And I said, "I don't know," but that pussy looked famished
So I crammed it and I rammed it all up in her slot
She screamed and cried, to me it meant a lot
But I stopped for a second and then it became apparent
That before I put it in, I should've known that I would tear it
Then I was on to my second try
I hoped so bad that this one wouldn't cry
Unless they were tears of joy or my jizz in her eye
She had an ass so thick it could've been four-ply
But she shit on my dick so I pulled it out and said, "Goodbye"
I went to a doctor, she said I was spreading the disease
But I said, "Bitch, please"
Like I even care about a ho's feelings
Doesn't even matter what they catch from me
Least it's something for them to remember me
You won't even care about getting HIV
When you know you'll never meet another motherfucker like me
You motherfucker's don't even know what I'm talking about
No matter how slow I go, they still scream and shout
Yelling in my ear? I'll rip your vocal cords out
Yeah, I don't need that shit, I just wanna poke your holes out
Damn, guess I'm the man
I want you to give me pussy, so just call me Uncle Sam
Sam I am, fuck green eggs and ham
I'd rather have a piece of toast, pussy, and jam
My dick in it
But I'll still let it spit
So don't throw a fit
That the condom didn't fit
You should've inspected it
Don't take a detective to see that I ain't got a small dick
Like Little Richard

[Hook]
Sluts, that's my weakness
Tits, that's my weakness
Butts, that's my weakness
Bitch, that's my weakness

[Verse 2]
Okay, how about we compare lengths, but not dicks, I mean timing it
Because once you fuck the girl and are already finishing
That's about the time that I truly start to begin
See, I'm fully versed in it, been practicing
Don't even have to touch a bitch to have her orgasming
And I'm just swagging, and I might be bragging
About all the bitches that I be having
But how can you not be living
Like that when your balls are all sagging
And your dick is just dragging
Behind you, but you gotta just move on
If you don't wanna hear any more, just tell me not to go on
But I'll just say the easiest way to stop it is to turn off my song
So now I make the girl cum twice
Cause she's a two timing bitch and she's as cold as ice
But after I finish with her, she's nicer than nice
She's so emotional throughout it all like she's got twelve faces, like a pair of dice
And when we're fucking she knows it's the closest she'll be to paradise
I've had better before, but I suppose that this will suffice
Cause I just need to park in her place so I can monopolize
The crack game, the whole game, and then when I came
Needed to take some clippers to the guys
Since it turns out she was infested with them lice

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
I pop pussy like a blemish
New girl every week, it's a fetish
They all give me head like lettuce
Have a contest to see who's wettest
And these bitches playing with me cause I joined the game a while back
If they offer pussy, I'm gonna come at them like a runningback
Their virginity is trying to commit a suicide attack
But it don't matter if they lose it, because that's the one thing that I lack
White, latina, rarely Asian, and any bitch out there that's black
If you don't want it in your face then you had better duck, quack
I'm not really sorry if you have a problem with the fluid from my sack
I wasn't very fond of the fact that I had to chop and hack
My way through the forest in your legs and then needed a flashlight to find my way back
And also, I boned your mom while I wrote this track