Simile

[Verse 1]
It's like everything I write is gold
Compared to me, all your shit sounds old
It's like anything I try to do
There's someone out there wanting to sue
It's like the ball's in my court, but there's not a net to put it in
Every single time I get close, I find I cannot win
If you wanna try and be bossin' me
Then I guess you won't see what you wanna see
Cause I'm gonna be what the fuck I wanna be
I may be white, but I know how to fight
Gotta hold that gun vertically to aim down the sight
Fly like a kite, am I done? Not quite
Try and fuck me over? Well, you just might
But I'm always on top, so get your facts right
Anybody got a light? Need to get to get to a new height
At an all new speed, yes I need to expedite
Yeah, X marks the spot, so forget the G spot
I found it so many times and you all still trying to be taught
Of its whereabouts, while I'm wearing out
All the hoes in the world, their V-cards, I'mma tear 'em out
Open up a girl's legs and my dick will be starin' out
Not finished yet, bitch, know I gotta get rich
If I got paid for fucking, then it would be a cinch
Cause I'm so hot that I'm fried like I'm French

[Hook]
My life
It's like a simile
It's like I like it
And I know it sounds redundant
But there's no other way to explain it
I like it this way

[Verse 2]
My schlong is long
It helps me write songs
Don't hang to the left
It's right and wrong
I smoke a bong
And get high like my dong
I know I'm on
So you can just fuck off
Man, all these pigs be eating from a trough
I really got skills, they're flying aloft
My dick's longer than yours even when mine's soft
Now your pussy like a turkey in this bitch, gon' be stuffed
And every single person that is with me can't be stopped
I hate it when a tranny has a picture that is cropped
Cause they just show their tits and I don't know they got a dick
Aw, fuck

[Hook]

Every time I come, I cum and I cum
And I come and cum again
Then I cum until I win
And every time I swim
I swim and I swim
And I swim and swim until my dick is a fin
And every time I fuck
I fuck and I fuck the slut
Until she realises I've stretched out her skin
She really never thought this would happeen again
That I'd make her vagina look like an uncircumcised dick
I just put the fire out of our relationship, like she was sucking the wick
But before she left, I meant to tell her I was sick
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