Transylvania Mania

*Monster roars among general hubbub*

[FREDERICK(spoken)]
The monster is awake! Igor, we have to come up with some sort of diversion and fast!

*Monster roars*

[IGOR (sung)]
*vocalizes*
Forget about the foxtrot
Throw away the waltz
Take away the two-step
And all that other shmaltz

*Monster roars*

Are you ready for
What's been going on?
*Monster roars*
It's a doozy, makes you woozy
It's the new phenomenon

Have you heard about the mania
If not, then let me explain t'ya
Yes sir
It's the Transylvania Mania
Whether you're in Ruritania
Or a dance hall in Albania
Yes sir
It's the Transylvania Mania

Everybody who's been viewing it can't resist it's appeal
Everybody's out there doing it, millionaire and schlemiel
So join the fun, lets all be zany-a
Even Liths in Lithuania love it, it's the latest rage
Lose the blues and don't complain-ia
Hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia
Love it!
Do the Transylvania Mania

[FREDERICK]
Just accept it don't refrain-ia

[INGA]
Don't resist it's all in vain-ia

[IGOR]
Come on kids lets raise some cain-ia

[ALL THREE]
Yes sir
Yes sir
It's the latest craze

[MONSTER}
Ah ah....

{COMPANY]
Ah ah...

[MONSTER}
Ah ah ah....

{COMPANY]
Ah ah ah

[FREDERICK]
It's the cherry pie without the pits

[INGA]
It's the weekend spent in Biarritz

[IGOR]
It's all the rage with the French and Brits

[ALL]
The Transylvania Mania

[FREDERICK]
It it's the newest whip from Algonquin Wits

[INGA]
It's the winning horse that never quits

[IGOR]
It's the paprikash with an ice cold schlitz

[ALL]
The Transylvania Mania
Do the Transylvania Mania

It's Southern-fried with a side of grits
It's Gentiles, Jews and Jesuits

[INGA/IGOR]
It's a etude played by Horowitz

[FREDERICK]
It's Irving Berlin's "Puttin' on the Ritz"!

Dance break

[ALL]
Have you heard about the mania
If not, then let me explain t'ya
Yes sir
It's the Transylvania Mania
Whether you're in Ruritania
Or a dance hall in Albania
Yes sir
It's the Transylvania Mania

Rich and poor are all soft-shoeing it in hotels or huts
Even dogs are also doing it, pedigrees and mutts
All the devils in Tasmania shake their tails and go insane-ia
Love it, it's the latest rage
Grab a steamship or a plane-ia
To the heart of old Romania
Love it
Yeah you're gonna love it
Do the Transylvania Mania