Please Send Me Someone

[Hermit]
(spoken)
Oh, Lord, please take pity!
I'm blind and oh so lonely!

(sung)
Someone
Send me someone
I need someone
Who will care

Someone
Send me someone
A friend to end despair

Someone to comfort my soul
Someone to make my life whole
Can you hear me?

Someone
I'm praying for someone
I'm saying there's someone
Out there for me!

Each night I'm yearning
Tossing and turning
Dreaming my dream comes true!

Someone
Please send me someone
I'm so blue

(spoken)
Oh, lordy. Look down on your poor blind hermit
It's been so long since I felt the touch of someone's hand
So long since I heard the sound of someone's voice
Each night, all I hear is the wind in the trees, and if I'm lucky, an or maybe...a cricket
Oh, Lord, let's face it, we're talkin' LONELY here

(sung)
Can you hear me?
Someone
I'm praying for someone
I'm saying there's someone
Out there for me

Each night I'm yearning
Tossing and turning
Dreaming my dream comes true!

Someone
Please send me someone
Dear God, send someone

[Monster crashes in]

Thank you!