Transfusion

[Verse 1]
Tooling down the highway doing 79
I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin' fine
Hey, man, dig that, was that a red stop sign?

[Chorus]
Transfusion, transfusion
I'm just a solid mess of contusions
Never, never, never gonna speed again
Slip the blood to me, Bud

[Verse 2]
I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine
I gotta make a date with that chick of mine
I cross the center line, man, you gotta make time

[Chorus]
Transfusion, transfusion
Oh, man, I got the cotton pickin' convolutions
I'm never, never, never gonna speed again
Shoot the juice to me, Bruce

[Verse 3]
My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead
But I'm a fast ridding daddy with a real cool head
I'm a-gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead

[Chorus]
Transfusion, transfusion
My red corpsuckles are in mass confusion
Never, never, never gonna speed again
Pour the crimson in me, Jimson

[Verse 4]
I took a little drink and a-I'm feelin' right
I can fly right over everything, everything in sight
There's a slow poking cat, I'm gonna pass him on the right

[Chorus]
Transfusion, transfusion
I'm a real gone paleface and that's no illusion
I'm a-never, never, never gonna speed again
Pass the claret to me, Barrett

[Verse 5]
A-rollin' down the mountain on a rainy day
Oh, when you see me coming, better start to pray
I'm a-cuttin' up the road and I'm the boss all the way

[Chorus]
Transfusion, transfusion
Oh, doc, pardon me for this crazy intrusion
I'm never, never, never gonna speed again
Pump the fluid in me, Louie

[Verse 6]
I'm burning up the freeway early this morn
I'm passing everybody, oh, nothing but corn
Man, outa my way, I don't drive with my horn

[Chorus]
Transfusion, transfusion
Oh, nurse, I'm gonna make a new resolution
I'm never, never, never gonna speed again
Put a gallon in me, Alan

[Outro]
Oh, barnyard drivers are found in two classes
Line crowding hogs and speeding jackasses
So, remember to slow down today
Hey, daddy-o
Make that type-O, huh
Atta-boy