One Of These Days - Pow!

You're a darlin', you're an angel, and I love ya
But you always get me steamed somehow
You just gotta stop before I blow my top
One of these days, one of these days, POW!

On our honeymoon, I took ya to Niagara
And it ended in a great big row
Oh, ya did me wrong, ya brought your ma along
One of these days, one of these days, POW!

When my shirts need a button, where are you?
When my socks get holey, whaddya do?
When I come home hungry and upset
A cold dinner and an argument is all I ever get

Though ya tell me that ya positively love me
Maybe I don't understand somehow
Though I'm six-foot tall, ya make me feel so small
One of these days, one of these days, POW!

When my shirts need a button, where are you?
When my socks get holey, whaddya do?
When I come home hungry and upset
A cold dinner and an argument is all I ever get

Though ya tell me that ya positively love me
Maybe I don't understand somehow
Though I'm six-foot tall, ya make me feel so small
One of these days, one of these days, POW right in the kisser!
One of these days, one of these days, POW!

(Ralph!) Baby, you're the greatest!